She-who-must-not-be-named is a certain somebody at work who is so funny, it hurts. Some instances of her (displaced) wit in action. Read at your own risk, if anybody knows more Pinchuisms, don't be shy...add 'em. Will give ya credit!
I was so pissed off, I SENT her a piece of my mind
The event is taking place in my backside (backyard??)
You don't know? She has frilly hair (Curly+Frizzy)
Gee you don't have hair, is your mother bald?
You should have been with Kalpana Chawla.
...Er she is dead
Not where Kalpana is now, where she was then
Specs are Speaks, Copy Check is Choppy Check: (Dyslexia abounds)
He is a Big Shit in this company (Shot Shot!!!!!!!!!!)
After marriage I will BE a New leaf altogether
Um..don't you mean TURN a new leaf?
But Why will I TURN a new leaf I will BE a new leaf
You don't have a maid? So you are the maid?